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Diddy Bob and the Baby Oil Heist Under the waves of Bikini Bay lived Diddy Bob, a poop-brown sponge with a love for chaos. One day, he overheard that baby oil made jellyfish tentacles smooth, sparking a mischievous idea. Diddy scoured the sea, collecting baby oil from shipwrecks, kelp shops, and gullible sea critters. But where to hide it? His uptight neighbor Squidward Tentaclestone had the most secure house in Bikini Bay. Late one night, Diddy snuck into Squidward’s Easter Island head-shaped home and stashed barrels of baby oil in every nook and cranny. By morning, Squidward slipped on an oily puddle and bellowed, “DIDDY BOB!” From his coral house, Diddy laughed. “Smooth move, Squidward.” The undersea legend of Diddy Bob’s baby oil caper was born.