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BTC = Bezos' Tookus Coins. When you buy Bitcoin, you're buying a hole in the ground owned by Bezos. It's a bet that Bezos' anus will continue to be valued in the market more highly than other anuses. It's also a bet that people will continue to believe that Bezos has an anus and not something more...frightening. I, for one, think that Bezos has a perfectly smooth, orb-like ass that is utterly frictionless