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Welcome to the Gulf of Amerixico, where cowboy hats sit on ancient pyramids, the border wall is now a roller coaster, and an eagle and a snake awkwardly share a brunch table. It’s the geopolitical equivalent of a roommate rearranging furniture without asking—chaotic, unnecessary, but somehow hilarious.