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moved to dubai with 2k in my wallet and a dream, now i drink gold-flavored coffee and call it alpha, wake up at 2pm, hit the gym once a week, pitch ai coins that don’t exist to people that don’t care, i wear prada slides to meetings and call it business casual, made 6 figures off a jpeg and lost it on a memecoin named after a dog sneeze, my apartment has no furniture but 3 ring lights and a podcast mic, i say “we’re early” 17 times a day, i haven’t touched grass since 2021, i’m not rich i’m just in dubai and delusional
