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1. Preparation of the Temple: - Set up gaming rig in mother's basement - Draw Seal of Solomon using MS Paint - Place offerings of tendies at cardinal points 2. Invocation of the Meme Lords: - Chant usernames of banned 4chan posters - Perform the Harlem Shake to attract spirits - Recite "All Your Base" poem backwards 3. Summoning of Memeticus Maximus: - Project Goatse onto fog machine vapors - Spin fidget spinner widdershins thrice - Shout "YOLO SWAG" into the abyss 4. Binding the Memetic Entity: - Trap spirit in limited edition Pokémon card - Secure with blockchain-enhanced sigil - Feed entity steady diet of deep-fried jpgs 5. Commanding the Meme Demon: - Order spirit to generate viral content - Demand prophecies of next big meme trend - Request power to manipulate social media algorithms 6. Banishing Ritual: - Close all browser tabs simultaneously - Perform interpretive dance to Nyan Cat - Cleanse area with sage-scented Febreze