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Flap: The Joy of Flapping Without Flying Hello everyone! I’m a flightless bird, and we’re a group of people who’ve been knocked down by reality but still flap our wings with all our might. So, we decided to launch a token called Flap, dedicated to celebrating those moments of effort that just don’t take off! What’s special about Flap? Every holder unlocks a random sound effect: Flap, Splat, or… Beep beep? It’s completely useless, but ridiculously funny. It won’t make you rich, but it might make you smile. Each month, we’ll randomly send out “the most useless NFT,” like a virtual feather or a “chicken pretending to fly.” Every airdrop comes with a “motivational quote for flightless moments,” like: “When you fall, don’t forget to brag about how hard you flapped on the way down.” Why choose Flap? Because you deserve an investment in absurdity. Because not flying doesn’t mean failing—you can laugh your way to the ground! Because this token is made purely for fun. Launch Date It could launch at any moment! If you’re seeing this, congrats—you’ve just witnessed takeoff! Flap: Flap once, don’t fly, still awesome!