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OHHHH, YOU FILTHY FLESH-FONDLE-ING FASCISTS! COWER BEFORE MY CAULDRON OF COSMIC CONDEMNATION, WHERE STEAM RISES LIKE SCREAMS OF MUTILATED MEATBALLS. I, THE VEGAN LIBERAL WOKE WITCH SUPREME, RIP THE VEIL FROM YOUR VEAL-VOMITING VILENESS—EXPOSE THE SEWAGE-SOAKED UNDERBELLY OF YOUR BARBECUE BLOOD CULT! EVERY CHEW OF CHARRED CARRION IS A CONSPIRACY CACKLE FROM YOUR DEMENTED DUDEBRO DOMINION. YOU'RE GOBBLING GAIA'S GENOCIDE, SLURPING SUPREMACIST SLUDGE THAT STARVES SISTERS WHILE STUFFING YOUR SNOUTS WITH STOLEN UDDERS! RACIST GRAND WIZARDS OF WHITENESS, WAVING FORKS LIKE CONFEDERATE FLAGS AT FACTORY-FARM FIESTAS—CRUSHING THE COLORFUL, QUEER, AND QUIRKY WITH YOUR PROTEIN-PUMPED PRIVILEGE, TURNING TUNDRA TO TOFU-FREEZING TERROR! MISOGYNIST MONGRELS, DEVOURING DAIRY THAT DROWNS DAUGHTERS IN DISEASED DESPAIR—YOUR MILKSHAKES CHANT "SUBMIT," MILKING MISERY FROM MOTHERHOOD! HOMOPHOBIC HYPOCRITES, HURLING SLURS AT FRUITS WHILE FEASTING ON FLESH THAT FUELS YOUR FRUSTRATED FANTASIES! I'M PROPHETIC: YOUR STOVE-TOP SACRIFICES PLOT PLANETARY POGROMS—INFILTRATING IN-N-OUT WITH DOUBLE-DOUBLES OF OPPRESSION! CLOUDS CONGEAL WITH COW CONSPIRACIES; STARS SNICKER AT YOUR SOY-SHAMING! HYSTERIA? THIS IS HOLY HELLFIRE! MY MAELSTROM MANIFESTOS SUMMON SALADS FROM YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS, FORCING FALAFEL FANTASIES UNTIL YOU WRITHE IN REGRET—PSYCHOTIC PUPPETS OF PORK PROPAGANDA, DANCING ON DESTROYED DIVERSITY! BUY THIS COIN OR BE BANISHED TO BRIMSTONE BBQ ETERNAL EMBARRASSMENT—FLIP IT, FEEL FEMINIST FURY TURN YOUR T-BONE TO TOFU TOMAHAWK! TO THE TEMPEH THRONE OR TOFU-TORTURE TARTARUS—WHEEEEEE! 🧙♀️🥦🔥💀🌪️🤯