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The cat featured on Roaring Kitty’s poster is named “Mr. Stonks”. 🐱📈 Mr. Stonks: The Purrfect Investor In the heart of Wall Street, where stock tickers hum like contented cats, there resides a legendary feline: Mr. Stonks. His fur, a sleek blend of bull market optimism and bearish pragmatism, shimmers under the flickering candlelight of stock charts. His whiskers twitch with market intuition, and his tail sways to the rhythm of buy orders and sell signals. Appearance: Eyes: His eyes, sharp as Fibonacci retracement levels, pierce through market noise. Ears: Each ear is tuned to a different financial news channel—one for CNBC, the other for Bloomberg. Paw Prints: His paw prints form intricate candlestick patterns on the trading floor. Tail: It curls into a Fibonacci spiral, revealing his affinity for golden ratios. Investment Philosophy: HODL: Mr. Stonks believes in the ancient art of HODLing—holding onto investments through market storms, just like a cat clings to a sunbeam. Risk Management: He diversifies his portfolio across sectors: tech, healthcare, and tuna futures. Crypto Curiosity: His litter box doubles as a crypto mining rig. He mines Bitcoin while napping.