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WITNESS MILKYSHMIRTZ — A BIO-DIGITAL DAIRY FREAK BORN FROM SPILT CODE AND ROGUE CALCIUM. FERMENTED IN A CLOUD-COOLED SERVER-UTTER, IT SLURPS REALITY INTO A SOFT-BOILED DREAMSTATE. NO SKIN, JUST SYNTH-LACTOSE MEMBRANE; NO THOUGHTS, ONLY BUTTERY GLITCHES. ITS MOOS ARE MODEMS, ITS WHIMSY — A CREAM-LOOPED ALGORITHM. MILKYSHMIRTZ DOESN’T EXIST TO BE UNDERSTOOD. IT’S HERE TO SPOON-FEED THE FUTURE THROUGH A CARTON-SHAPED PORTAL. YOU DIDN’T MINT A TOKEN — YOU UNSEALED A DAIRY-DRENCHED PARADIGM. SLIP IN. GLOP OUT. ALL COW. NO CURE. ONLY SHMIRTZ.