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THE "REALITY CHECK" LOG [COMMS OPEN - OBSERVER FEED] Alright, visual confirmed. Sector 7G. There he is. Elon. Shiny suit. Very expensive. Very thin. He’s planting a flag... is that a Doge meme? Jesus. Wait. Contact. It’s the local. Rocky. Yeah, the Eridian guy. Looks like a five-legged grumpy boulder. Dog-sized, but weighs as much as a Tesla. Musk is talking. Probably offering him premium Twitter verification. Rocky isn't moving. Just vibrating slightly. Oh. Oh, wow. Rocky just… walked through Elon’s landing pod. Didn't attack it. Just walked where it happened to be. The pod folded like wet cardboard. That’s what happens when 200kg of super-dense alien metal meets Earth marketing budget. Elon is frozen. Rocky paused. He’s extending a claw. He just gave Elon a little tap on the helmet. A pity tap. Like patting a slow child. "Nice try, soft-body." It’s humiliating. Cut the feed. [COMMS CLOSED]